Meet the champions

calls the sergeant, feels a sense of cohesion. Smoke in hand, pizza thick as a feast, everyone stares—he walks the streets with a fourteen-year-old girl.

Misha’s always stuck inside, sneakin’ hits he tries to hide. Joint behind the back he lights, in Rise of Kingdoms he fights.

Nigga Cipek still without a job, no beer to have with his supper sob. But when his babe desires some blooms, he always finds a coin in his rooms.

rudy in the bushes, always on the go, poops in peace, but fishes with tension and flow. Vodka and a rod, adventure’s set to roll, redhead puked—his routine’s now whole.

Tomek with his buddies squished on the couch, On screen a porno, a brush in his pouch. Laughter, jokes, vibes like a scene, Tomek grabs the joint—then drama hits the team. He let one rip right on the bed, and his own guests had to save him instead.

Car in motion, smokes and food, one beer in the potion. Officially a mathematician who formulated a set of universal laws of tinder.

Mikey tried to drive, gave it a shot, failed his test—not once, but twice he’s caught. Behind the wheel he still can’t glide, poor Nick keeps failing his driver’s ride. UPDATE: Mikey passed his exam after 2 attempts.

OG Szymek rolls up for kebab delight, everyone’s cash? Yeah, it’s outta sight. He eats it all, no one dares to fuss, everybody pays—’cause they all owe us.

Bro literally didn't see a road bump XD